Bye Bye Couch!

After fifteen years of use, my parents got rid off the old couch in our living room. The Old red couch that had been in my life for as long as I remember, is now sitting on the curb, in pieces, soking wet, waiting to be crushed by the garbage truck in the morning. It's sad to see my old friend die this way, but all good things come to a end, and so must my couch.
I would remember that my parents always said I 'hid' the remote from them in the couch. And I had to go on a search mission to find the remote in the maze of suffing and springs.
The reason for my couch's demise is because over the past few years it has fallen apart. The center of the couch is a sink hole where you can't get up, the right recliner has been bent into disrepair, and over all; it sinks from years of dog stench and teen B.O.
But I loved that couch, It was the couch I laid on while I was sick, it was the couch where I would play my ps1 once in a while. I took naps on that couch, I ate on that couch, I lived on that couch.

But now, the couch is gone... and a new one is coming next week. And all I have left are the memorys and a small sample of the old couch.


Good bye, my old friend.

I'm zombiefing a dead topic.

Remember the old argument? Pirates vs Ninjas? I have taken it a step further and discovered the ultimate life form....

Ninja Zombies

Ninja stealth and awesome kung-fu plus Zombies not being able to die and the ability to eat brains makes a perfect and deadly combination that cannot be defeated (so they say).

Now where do pirates come into this?
Here is where.

Lazar eyed Pirates.

Pirates who can shoot Lazars from their eyes. The Lazars can even melt diamond and set fire to a chunk of charcoal from 2 miles away. And they can adjust the Lazar strength. From 'pet toy' to
'Death Star'

Now, who would win a fight?
Lazar eyed Pirates, or Ninja zombies?


You decide.

Please note: Ninja Zombies have actually been around before I put them to this practicality of fighting ageist Lazar eyed pirates. Google is awesome right?

It was Teabing

I just finished reading the Da Vince code. It was awesome. You should all read it if you don't get the title of this post. Of course now you will see that it's a spoiler.

You should be warned now that the following post is full of spoilers.

I was shocked when Dumbledore died at the end of Harry Potter 6 (the book). Who would have thought that Snape killed him? It was more shocking when we find that Dumbledore called a hit on himself, that he planned for Snape to kill him. Imagine of Draco did it, how awkward would that be? The greatest wizard off all time taken down by a 16 year old.

I nearly crapped myself when Obie-Wan chopped of Anikan's arms. Who saw that coming? I always thought they would send Anikan to some anger management class and they would live happily even after. (Of course the breaking point was the murder of all the Jedi and the younglings)

When wall-e was broken I almost cried.

The most epic ending to a movie was when Brody shoots the sucuba tank and causes the shark to be blown to into meat chunks (may I point out that the blood will most likely attract more sharks). If you say "Smile you son of a Bi-" to anyone in America, they will know the reference.

So I ask you, person who stumbled upon my blog, what is your favorite ending to a movie?

OMG A MOUSE ON MY DESK!!!!

I was going to buy a mouse today, I had got some money and had just enough to get a fair one. But my father said he had some old ones in the basement. So when I'm done with this I'm going to click the "Publish Post" button with a white logitech light sensor mouse.

Everybody who has a laptop uses a touch-pad. Even at home, on their desk, with a laptop that hasn't moved in the last 5 months, touch touch touch.

Personally, I like the mouse better. For the sole reason that it's better. I can play games better, draw better, write better, and most (mice?) have that thing where you can click the scroll and do the quick scroll thing.

What ever happened to the huge home computers with the mice and the loud fans and the blinking lights. What ever happened to screens that were bigger them my head in both mass and volume?

I guess they were naturally selected out. Everything is small now a days. It's good for MP3's I remember when I had to use a CD player. CD players where the height of public technology. And it was only 8 years ago when Steve Jobs put a lower case 'i'in front of 'pod' sold it as a MP3 player for you. Only years ago did things started get drastically small.

We wanted our own computers, we got them. We wanted more space on the computers, we got it. We wanted our computers to be portable, we got it. We wanted the computers to be lighter, we got it. We wanted our computers to go everywhere, we got it.

Face it world, what we want, we will get.

Holy Crap It's Christmas in CVS!

You might only get this if you live in America.

Two Sundays ago I when to CVS to help my mother with carrying her bags and groceries. Only yesterday I has been able to purchase Halloween costumes and fake blood and candy of all sorts. But on that day in it's place were giant Santa's and tiny Christmas trees, and the candy from yesterday was 50% off. (I got a whole mouthful of gum for 28 cents). The next week was worse...

I returned the next week once again to help my mother, and any trace of 8 days ago was completely lost. Not a hint that the week before had half off candy and some left-over masks. The candy was now shaped like X-mas trees and jingle bells and all sort of cute things.

What ever happened to the holiday between Christmas and Halloween? Thanksgiving got stiffed this year, overshadowed by it's more famous counterparts. And it's always being left out of the fun. To us it's just a day when we watch football and stuff ourselves silly. I wonder what
Lincoln would do if he found out what his holiday turned into. (Thanksgiving was made into a holiday in America after Gettysburg... I think... but Lincoln did turn it into a national holiday.)

We all take Thanksgiving for granted. So give thanks that you have a holiday to remind you of what you have, not what you don't.

Nothing

Sorry, got nothin to talk about, maybe later.

Wat

All voices are equal, but some are heard louder then others. We are all just pizzas in a oven, if one slice is missing we can't be whole. Just because you don't like anchovies, dosn't mean you have to spoil them for everyone else.