Okay I was wrong.

Google, or a number that has 100 zeros, is spelled googol. Sorry about that. But Firefox says googol is spelled wrong. So I still hate how it does that.

Oh golly gosh...

I think I'm the only guy in the world who goes to sleep around 11pm, and wakes up at 5am.

Lonely

Idk why, but I think I'm the only person here who likes Lego Rock Raiders... It's kinda sad really.

And if you don't know what Lego Rock Raiders are, that's why firefox comes with that Google search bar in the top right corner.

Speaking of google, Fire Fox underlines google when I type it with out the uppercase. Google, believe it or not, is a real word. Not just a search engine. Google is a 1 with 100 zeros If my memory serves right. That would be 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000
So I can say google in a sentence, because I'm saying the word not the name. So, take that Firefox!!!

Our life is a lie.

We came from nature, and we will one day return to it, and we will be welcomed back as coworkers welcome back a employee. Because we belong there. And we need to be there.

DISNEY KILLED MICHAEL JACKSON

Here's my theory on how MJ died...

You see, Disney didn't have enough money to buy marvel, so they bribed the doctor to kill MJ. They knew that if he died more people would see the thriller attraction in Disney Land. With the extra cash flow, they were able to buy marvel and came one step closer to world domination.

Or... I could just hate Disney...

FIRE IN THE WHOLE!!!

a while back a had rode the bus, like any other day.
My stop was coming up, so I was standing in the front of the bus waiting for it to stop so I can get off. My eyes wandered around looking from sign to sign, when they fell upon the dashboard of the bus. I noticed a big round button, under a protection case, and it said "FIRE".
My mind then went to the obvious, but then I thought what if it wasn't the obvious... and I came up with this:

It was a normal day for the y13 bus, it was riding down main street, only half full, and was on perfect time. The sky was blue, the sun high in the morning sky, the bus humming down the street when disaster struck. Rush hour traffic! The traffic was so slow, it would have taken hours to get through it. The bus driver didn't even break a sweet about going to be late. He calmly lifted up the protection case, and pressed the "FIRE" button.
Suddenly, to missals shot out of the head lights and blew up the five cars in front of of the bus! the people were thrown unhurt onto the sidewalk by the explosion. The bus repeated this until the route was complete. Then space monkeys started attacking!

I got about that far before I saw a "press in case of fire" sticker under the button. The thought was runined, and It was proven that it was no more then a safety function. And then I got off of the bus at my stop. But for five seconds, I had the funnest idea in months.

And... as far as we know... the sticker could just be a cover up.

zpam

zpam is better then spam. Don't you agree?