Saturday, March 6, 2010

I play BioShock to much.

I was reading this comic and I had the urge to press 'F' to see if they had any amo on them.

Yes, I'm effed up.

Monday, March 1, 2010

EFF PS3/WII/XBOX 360

YOU CAN ALL GO TO HELL IF I CARE.
I find no need to dish out 500 bucks for a system I'll never use. I happen to like playing on the computer, with a MOUSE. (I know! How shocking!)
And I can mod games for the Computer! I'm not shackled by what I need! And PC's are upgradable! Hell If I want a newer game I just need to make a few quick purchases, add some extra goodies, and run the game. While with a consol game, YOU HAVE TO BUY A WHOLE NEW SYSTEM!!!
And I'm not limited to media! I can program, write, and watch/edit/youtubepoop videos! And I can even make my own games if I wanted too! THERE ARE SO MANY POSSIBILITIES!!!! I HAVE A ACTUAL KEY BOARD! NOT SOME SCREEN BULL.
Listen, I just want all gaming conversations not to go like this:
Me: Hey I got BioShock 2
Guy1: For the PS3 or for the 360?
Me: I got it for the PC
Guy1: Oh wow. I assume you're also stupid enough to actually pay for it right?
Me: Well....
Guy1: Oh wow.

Sunday, February 21, 2010

I got the good ending.

Yep, I finished BioShock 2. Really a great game. Though it had the same awkwardness that BioShock 1 had. They kinda just throw you into the story... And I like it like that...
You see, in Half Life 2, you have to go around learning plot developments and working your way around the world, figuring out your situation. Stuff like that. But in BioShock, in less then ten minutes you have a pipe wrench and zapping splicers. BioShock 2 only about five minutes and you get your first kill of the game. I really don't enjoy slow start-ups like that. I'm a instant gratification type of guy.
I've only tried the Multilayer once, and I got my ass kicked. Over and over. Had lag spikes and lost my connection. But I killed one person!
Also, a little spoiler here for ya, Touch the 'Unstable Teleportation Plasmid' every time you see it. It'll be worth it. ;)

Friday, February 19, 2010

Weekly

Yes, I'm going to post these things weekly... this counts as this week.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

I GOT MY BIOSHOCK 2!!!

But I lost 3-5 hours of playing it because you need a Windows Live Account to save the game and BioShock 2 had to update... for some reason... I noticed no difference...
Awesome game though, I really want to play more of it. The story feels kinda awkward, considering that in the original BioShock you played as somebody who just fell upon Rapture and who's only guide was a Irish man trying to save his family and communicating with you by radio. Now you're a Big Daddy who had always lived in Rapture and is now guided by a con-man trying to sell technology to the surface.
The same moral values are there, Tennenbalm want you to save the little girls while the other guy wants you to harvest them in order to provide you with enough Adam to get by in Rapture. You still have to kill the Big Daddys and you're enemy is still a right-wing extremist who uses people hyped up on steriodes to kill you at any cost to the city. And Rapture still needs a better maintenance crew.

You know... I just realized how effed up this game really is... ah well... I've heard of worse.

Also, I dont know why, but I always felt like Rapture would be a cool place to visit... you know... before it went to hell.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

How I'll save the world

The Diagram on the right shows my plan to stop Global Warming. All we need is time, money, algae, and a army of High Altitude Planes.

The planes would be modified to support Vacuum Chambers, and be able to fly up to a altitude of atleast 55,700feet (17 km). Once reaching that altitude, they will open a hatch on the bottom of the aircraft, which will suck all the Gases into the chamber. We would only take out enough to delay global warming, to give us time to find ways to adapt to a wetter, colder environment.

The Plane will then land, and will empty it's load into a truck. The gases will then be shipped to a processing plant, where they will be separated, turned into fuel, or cleaned and deposed of properly.
There are some problems I'll admit, but considering I made this up in the shower, I'm pretty proud. One of the problems is that we'll create more gases then we'll clear, but this can be solved if we create a electronic jet. Another one is getting enough money to preform this operation. But hey, the stimulus package was in the Billions! What's a few billion more?

I'm sorry if somebody already thought of this (I'm sure somebody did, if so, tell me so I can give my part to help his/her idea) or If I got something wrong, like the altitude of the gases. But you should see the basic idea.

So comment, rate, and tell people about my blog!

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Told you I wanted BioShock 2

It's going to be here in 6-5 buissness days!!! YAY! I HAVE A BRAKE FROM SCHOOL THAT WEEK. :D x10^∞

Also, blizzard warning, so I had no school today. I spent most of the day on the computer, and in the kitchen. I went out twice to shovel snow, both my house and my grandmother's. And the snow was perfect for snowballs. Tomorrow morning I'll go out again and shovel some more, before I leave for school (if there's school >:) ) and will spend the rest of my free time on the computer, and updating mah blog for the one person who actually reads it (I see you there, looking at your computer screen...)

Anyway... I have nothing else to say here... so... go ahead and spam random links in the comments.