Fallout: New Vegas

It's here. See you in a few weeks.

My plant wants to kill me in my sleep.

Hello peoples.


When I was little, my mother would tell me that if I played with her plants (notably Heart Leaf Philodendrons, which are essentially vines that hang down RIGHT BY MY SEAT AT THE DINNER TABLE.) they would slowly grow towards where I sit during dinner, and strangle me when nobody was looking. I never believed her, but I still feel a little nervous when I find a vine resting on my shoulder.
My mother has had these plants since college, and like one or two summers ago one of the plants got into a separate pot and took root. So I snipped them apart and ta-da! My very own plant. Sure, I could have just bought one but... what fun would that be?

So on Sunday I brought in my plant so it doesn't die in the freezing cold (like my other plants) and it now rests by my bed.


Why do I have a cane? Funny story really. Oh well, maybe another blog.

Note how I placed the long part towards me, and not the light, so it will grow AWAY from my face.

Speaking of my face. I have decided to post another picture of me. With a cane. And a hat. And a creepy face.


So this is also the last thing any stalkers will see before I ram my cane into their forehead.

I hoped you enjoyed this! NOW COMMENT BEFORE I STOP DOING THE SHIT.

You have to burn the rope

Nothing much to talk about except that I'm busy playing TF2 after the update. Gotta earn all those new hats right?

So I've decided to talk about my travels around the internet. This week: The greatest game in the world.

I discovered this game during my travels in the land of Youtube. The locals nearly worshiped it, each one with a shrine to it on their channel. I had to do many trials before they posted a link to it. I had to survive horrible walkthroughs, watch terrifying vlogs, and even participate in a "guest appearance" in a "The idiots of gmod" rip-off. I still wonder how I survived.
After passing the many, MANY trials the natives put me through, they finally let me into on of the game's many resting places; Newgrounds.com. I passed through the veil of a loading screen to a button that said "Click to start."
When my character spawned I awed at the amazing graphics. The complex controls were almost too hard to master, but eventually I got the hang of them. The weapons would have been WAY too powerful, had the enemies not been so tough.
I played for hours on end, crawling my way up to the final level. I quickly solved the maze, which lead to the final boss's resting place. Then I... well, I rather not spoil it for you. But it was the most EPIC fight in the history of video game fights, it took all my skill to defeat him. And I nearly died in the process.

So here's a link to "You have to burn the rope", A.K.A the greatest game in the world. Just be glad I didn't put you through the trials like I was.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/432872

I'm glad that you read this.
But how are you going to spend the rest of this day?
Maybe watch a video.
Maybe press refresh and read again.

Yes it's over now.
I didn't want to write a longer blog.
This is it I swear it's true. Oooo Ooo Ooo Oo.

Busy Playing TF2. May I put you on hold?

Okay, so I'm back in school. And most of you are too. So whenever you're faced with a project, always... well, this image should explain it.

Any way... I'm busy playing TF2. Go back into it after I saw "unfriendly fire" on youtube. I think I'm getting better as The Pyro.

Before I go off and disapper until next week. I'd just like to mention this "comic" thing that gave me inspiration for that chart up thar. http://thisisindexed.com/

BTW: Who the hell knew that the Pyro is a girl?

WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAA

So I was trying to play Tf2 with this guy from this forum on this site. The thing is, I never play Team Fortress 2 (It's not my thing), so when I tried to run it I had to update it. Luckily, the update lasted for only 9 minutes.
Then when I finally get to the server page to join him, I couldn't find his server. I couldn't. Effing. Find it. So we agreed to go find a public server. Because I never play Tf2, I had no idea what server to pick from the 10,000 or so. So I began to browse and browse until I found one That didn't look like we were going to get kicked 8 seconds after we joined.
But as soon as the server loaded, my Anti-Virus decided to Scan my computer. Okay, so I told it to always scan at 10:00pm every Sunday, but not while I'm in the middle of the game! So I begin to panic about how my screen was frozen, so I Ctrl-Alt-Delete'd and tryed to start Task Manager...

And Explorer.exe crashes.

So I spent the next five minutes trying to get out of the void of blackness that is my screen, until explorer.exe restarted. When I shut my anti-virus down and returned to TF2, the game had glitched and I couldn't do jack. I was spectating, like before you re spawn, but I had not chosen my team and whatnot. When I tried to re-connect the server filled THE MINUTE I DISCONNECTED. FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE.

So I said eff it. Told the guy I didn't feel like playing right now, and came here to bitch on my blog.

So peoples who stumble across my blog, here's a funny comic a found on Deviant art by user Jollyjack. I hope it makes you smile because it didn't make me smile!

Sup Angel Dawg (Blag Entry #74)

Hello Peoples!

I've been putting this off for a while now. Since about 3 weeks ago I got the idea to upload a bunch of pictures of my dog, and tell you a little story about his day.



My dog's name is Angel. He's around eight years old. Combined with his neutering, he's calm most of the day. We usually can find him in this position:



Angel loves his walks, especially with my father. I, on the other hand, walk him down the center of the street and barely let him do anything. Here's us getting ready to go out:



I bet you doubted me on the road thing:



After our walk, Angel will take a nap until dinner time:



Oh, before I end this entry, I just wanna say one thing, you see that tree over here?



Fuck that tree.



I hoped you enjoyed meeting Angel, because he doesn't even know you exist! In fact, if you were to come to my house he'll bit your face off. Have a wonderful weekend everyone!

God Damn it.

So I was looking up the correct spelling of Molotov Cocktail when I stumbled across the Columbine School Massacre.

I just want to say, if you ever feel like the whole world is against you, like socity, school, and everyone else is not worthy to survive. Just break down to somebody. Don't keep everything in. Cry, sob, bitch, let all the anger flow out. Somebody will listen. Somebody always does.

And all you people out there who think video-games are real, they're not. That's why they're called games. So don't buy illegal guns and go out killing people just because it's "fun" in a video game. Same with movies.

I just felt that this shouldn't have to happen again. I promise a happier entry next week.