Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Girls on the internet.

Whoah... 14 followers... I'm wondering how many are bots... and how many are pedophiles... and how many are dormant accounts...
Kidding. I love you guys. Come 'ere for a big ol' hug!
Recently I saw a video involving a bra that was edited in a manner to look like 2 poke'mon balls. I'm not just saying this out of perversion as usual. There is a reason I'm mentioning this.
The creator of this video actually talked about how she was banned from a website used to stream live-video (like youtube but in real time! :o) for talking about how breast reduction is necessary for some women. She talked about how it was embarrassing for this to happen on a MALE dominated internet.
This reminded me of all the accounts of sexism I've seen on the internet. A tidal wave of sexual insecurities and male pride and plain old sexism I've gathered over the 3 years of my residence on the internet rushed to the center of my thought process. And what better way then to go on a tangent about it?
I try not to be sexist. I've accomplished this pretty well. Out of all the forms of greifing I get entertainment out of sexism and racism really aren't my cup of tea. It's sorta like kicking the paraplegic kid in the balls because he can't feel it. It's making fun of somebody for something they can't control.
There have been instances where I would be Semi-greifing somebody (like blatantly refusing requests to censer my potty-mouth) and somebody, who would be greifing with me, would tell them to get into the kitchen and make them a sandwich. I would defend the person I was greifing, simply because I don't believe in using sexism and racism to bother people.
"Get in the kitchen" makes me cringe sometimes. It's just a horrible phrase. It's not funny. It isn't clever. And there are knifes in the kitchen. I don't want to wake up with a cleaver in my crotch. Do you?
I've found the gaming community to actually be relatively accepting of females then anywhere else. (I'm referring to PC gaming, where most gamers have a thought process greater then 'nade spam.)It seams that as long as you're not a dick and play a good match you're in. Although, this brings with it an exception.
"Gamer girls" are one of the worst kind of trolls ever. Not girls who play games, they're cool, but girls who play games because they're attention whores. I've been in a Synergy match where a user joined (with a feminine username) and for 5 minutes asked everyone if they wanted to see her face. I'm not even joking. Females who refer to themselves as "gamer girls" aren't really into it. They can't even be considered casual gamers who play some Halo now and then. They are just girls who play games so that nerdy boys (such as myself, who sometimes watches Meekakitty with a bit of drool slipping from my mouth) shower them with compliments and requests for them to be their girlfriends and friend requests and free games and requests for nude pics and BLAH BLAH BLAH PLAY THE FUCKING GAME ALREADY GOD.
You know what? Next time somebody tells me that they're a gamer girl, I'm going to ask them what impact did "Half Life" have on the gaming industry, if they look at me with a puzzled look on their face I might just call them a whore and walk away.
On the contrary, if they tell me it changed how games where made, making them more immersive, more detailed, actually telling a story instead of just endless hallways with monsters... I might just ejaculate a little bit.

7 comments:

  1. Jeśli pragniesz dożyć zasiedlenia Marsa i innych galaktyk Twoimi dziećmi poznawaj prawo budując nim swoje ciało umysłowe oraz rozmnażaj życie dbając o każą osobę tworząc rodzinę zastępczą dla siebie.

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  2. Dbając o swoje zdrowie dążysz do szczęścia, które może być dostępne dla ciebie nawet w bólu, cierpieniu i przykrości jeśli twoją nadzieją będzie prawo a celem życie.

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  3. Oh look.

    I'm a hardcore Gamer, I'm a Girl, And I can partially explain how Half-life affected the gaming world.

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  4. And I've also turned lesbian because Ritchie just wasn't being very nice at all

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  5. Well I call myself a girl gamer, but I don't think I'm an attention whore. I hate attention whores lol But I do have an all girl clan so the whole girl gamer kinda comes with the territory. I hate it when guys constantly hit on me. i just wanna play the game and kill some people. Your blog makes me laugh immensely tho! Keep up the funny entries!

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  6. I used to be a pedophile, but then my van got repossessed and the dry cleaner lost my trenchcoat. So now I'm pretty normal.

    Well, except for the clown costume.

    Love,
    Smerdyakov

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