Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Here we go.

So I've hit the point in Fallout:NV where I have no fucking idea what I'm doing. I have to chose my loyalty, and have to consider what my effects my actions will have later on in the game. The issue is, I have no fucking idea what I'm doing. So I have about 4 choices-
-Become a Socialist (Mr. House)
-Become a Extreme Republican (NCR)
-Become a 15th Century Catholic (Caesar's Legion)
-Look at the Fallout Wiki.
One way or another, I'm an asshole. So chances are I'm just going to walk into Caesar's camp and shoot the bastard while I still have my sanity.

Monday, October 25, 2010

Fallout: New Vegas

It's here. See you in a few weeks.

Monday, October 11, 2010

My plant wants to kill me in my sleep.

Hello peoples.

When I was little, my mother would tell me that if I played with her plants (notably Heart Leaf Philodendrons, which are essentially vines that hang down RIGHT BY MY SEAT AT THE DINNER TABLE.) they would slowly grow towards where I sit during dinner, and strangle me when nobody was looking. I never believed her, but I still feel a little nervous when I find a vine resting on my shoulder.
My mother has had these plants since college, and like one or two summers ago one of the plants got into a separate pot and took root. So I snipped them apart and ta-da! My very own plant. Sure, I could have just bought one but... what fun would that be?

So on Sunday I brought in my plant so it doesn't die in the freezing cold (like my other plants) and it now rests by my bed.

Why do I have a cane? Funny story really. Oh well, maybe another blog.

Note how I placed the long part towards me, and not the light, so it will grow AWAY from my face.

Speaking of my face. I have decided to post another picture of me. With a cane. And a hat. And a creepy face.

So this is also the last thing any stalkers will see before I ram my cane into their forehead.


Sunday, October 3, 2010

You have to burn the rope

If this image is down, please tell me in the comments so I can steal another one

Nothing much to talk about except that I'm busy playing TF2 after the update. Gotta earn all those new hats right?

So I've decided to talk about my travels around the internet. This week: The greatest game in the world.

I discovered this game during my travels in the land of Youtube. The locals nearly worshiped it, each one with a shrine to it on their channel. I had to do many trials before they posted a link to it. I had to survive horrible walkthroughs, watch terrifying vlogs, and even participate in a "guest appearance" in a "The idiots of gmod" rip-off. I still wonder how I survived.
After passing the many, MANY trials the natives put me through, they finally let me into on of the game's many resting places; I passed through the veil of a loading screen to a button that said "Click to start."
When my character spawned I awed at the amazing graphics. The complex controls were almost too hard to master, but eventually I got the hang of them. The weapons would have been WAY too powerful, had the enemies not been so tough.
I played for hours on end, crawling my way up to the final level. I quickly solved the maze, which lead to the final boss's resting place. Then I... well, I rather not spoil it for you. But it was the most EPIC fight in the history of video game fights, it took all my skill to defeat him. And I nearly died in the process.

So here's a link to "You have to burn the rope", A.K.A the greatest game in the world. Just be glad I didn't put you through the trials like I was.

I'm glad that you read this.
But how are you going to spend the rest of this day?
Maybe watch a video.
Maybe press refresh and read again.

Yes it's over now.
I didn't want to write a longer blog.
This is it I swear it's true. Oooo Ooo Ooo Oo.

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Busy Playing TF2. May I put you on hold?

Okay, so I'm back in school. And most of you are too. So whenever you're faced with a project, always... well, this image should explain it.

Any way... I'm busy playing TF2. Go back into it after I saw "unfriendly fire" on youtube. I think I'm getting better as The Pyro.

Before I go off and disapper until next week. I'd just like to mention this "comic" thing that gave me inspiration for that chart up thar.

BTW: Who the hell knew that the Pyro is a girl?

Sunday, September 5, 2010


So I was trying to play Tf2 with this guy from this forum on this site. The thing is, I never play Team Fortress 2 (It's not my thing), so when I tried to run it I had to update it. Luckily, the update lasted for only 9 minutes.
Then when I finally get to the server page to join him, I couldn't find his server. I couldn't. Effing. Find it. So we agreed to go find a public server. Because I never play Tf2, I had no idea what server to pick from the 10,000 or so. So I began to browse and browse until I found one That didn't look like we were going to get kicked 8 seconds after we joined.
But as soon as the server loaded, my Anti-Virus decided to Scan my computer. Okay, so I told it to always scan at 10:00pm every Sunday, but not while I'm in the middle of the game! So I begin to panic about how my screen was frozen, so I Ctrl-Alt-Delete'd and tryed to start Task Manager...

And Explorer.exe crashes.

So I spent the next five minutes trying to get out of the void of blackness that is my screen, until explorer.exe restarted. When I shut my anti-virus down and returned to TF2, the game had glitched and I couldn't do jack. I was spectating, like before you re spawn, but I had not chosen my team and whatnot. When I tried to re-connect the server filled THE MINUTE I DISCONNECTED. FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE.

So I said eff it. Told the guy I didn't feel like playing right now, and came here to bitch on my blog.

So peoples who stumble across my blog, here's a funny comic a found on Deviant art by user Jollyjack. I hope it makes you smile because it didn't make me smile!

Sunday, August 29, 2010

Sup Angel Dawg (Blag Entry #74)

Hello Peoples!

I've been putting this off for a while now. Since about 3 weeks ago I got the idea to upload a bunch of pictures of my dog, and tell you a little story about his day.

My dog's name is Angel. He's around eight years old. Combined with his neutering, he's calm most of the day. We usually can find him in this position:

Angel loves his walks, especially with my father. I, on the other hand, walk him down the center of the street and barely let him do anything. Here's us getting ready to go out:

I bet you doubted me on the road thing:

After our walk, Angel will take a nap until dinner time:

Oh, before I end this entry, I just wanna say one thing, you see that tree over here?

Fuck that tree.

I hoped you enjoyed meeting Angel, because he doesn't even know you exist! In fact, if you were to come to my house he'll bit your face off. Have a wonderful weekend everyone!

Saturday, August 21, 2010

God Damn it.

So I was looking up the correct spelling of Molotov Cocktail when I stumbled across the Columbine School Massacre.

I just want to say, if you ever feel like the whole world is against you, like socity, school, and everyone else is not worthy to survive. Just break down to somebody. Don't keep everything in. Cry, sob, bitch, let all the anger flow out. Somebody will listen. Somebody always does.

And all you people out there who think video-games are real, they're not. That's why they're called games. So don't buy illegal guns and go out killing people just because it's "fun" in a video game. Same with movies.

I just felt that this shouldn't have to happen again. I promise a happier entry next week.

Monday, August 16, 2010

America On-line

God. I remember when I was five, all we had was AOL. There was probably more but AOL is what we used. Aol and Dial-up. Damn, we even used their shitty browser too. I had to have a kid account, which wouldn't let me watch Youtube videos when I was 10. My email address was something unrecognizable by anyone. I didn't even bother to remember it. God damn those days sucked. I rather go home and watch Reba then look up anything on the internet.

Then, one summer, when I wanted to look up this one video that all the kids in school where talking about, and after hours of AOL frustration, I asked my mother "Mom, what is this Internet Explorer thing?"
"Oh, just the same thing as AOl but worse."

As I clicked that shortcut I was freed. I no longer was restricted by my kid aol account. After a year of browsing Anonymously, I got my Yahoo account and began trollin' up flickr. I soon spread to Youtube and the Turboj forums, and then on rockraidersunited. I soon became a blogger, and am now know on the internet as "TheEPICtrainrider" or just "TheTrainRider" in places where I rather not get trolled and the people aren't so nice.

I still remember the days when my reach was locked in by a block and a But now I look back and wonder if I could have gotten onto the internet sooner, and would it have made a difference. Would I have met the same people? I don't know, or care. All I care is that I can now run fire-fox with ad-block and have an actual internet and that you peoples who read my blog read my blog. So I ask you, what was your first browser/email?

And think of all the Aol free-trail disks sitting in land-fills all over the world. Those babies are gonna laaassssssstttttt.

Monday, July 26, 2010

Nothing to talk about.

Sorry. All I did was un-interesting stuff. So here's a VIDEO I stumbled across.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Damn it people!


Yes. Last week I went on vacation. I'll spare you the details. All of them. In fact I'm not even going to tell you where I went. I'm only going to tell you very specific things. Like how I gave myself something to do on the day I had nothing to do.
As you know I have a gash in my leg. Well... that gash became a hole. And somewhere along the line the hole became infected. So around the Wednesday of my vacation I saw that it wasn't any better, Deeper even, so I rode over to the local clinic to get my leg checked out.
Short story shorter: It was infected, I have to PROPERLY bandage it (with actual bandages and cloth tape), apply a topical cream, and take antibiotics. Yay.....

Good news is that I secured a lot of cool stuff! Like...
A HO scale GG1
A HO scale Boxcar
3 crushed pennies (the kind you put into the machine and crank the... crank)
A compass.
A tiny music box. (well not an actual box but what you find in the box that makes the music)
A jar the size of a serving of jelly. (Win.)

Other news:

I have recently come to a conclusion. The Internet will never cease to amaze me.
It's so weird. I ether find something horribly graphic, (I.E. Blue Waffles. *shiver*) and then something cuter then I have ever seen. (I.E. The Mean kitty channel on Youtube) I might go searching for something (like a model train made from soda cans) and find something else that's equally awesome as what I was searching for ( Hell, I found a Rubik's cube teacher and got one of the greatest minds on Youtube. (Dan Brown)

All I know, is that at the end of each viewing, I'm always staring flabbergasted at my screen with my mouth wide open thinking... What. The. Crap.

There is a picture here.

NOTE: I have recently learned how to add titles to my images. I have also decided to abuse this power.

Saturday, July 3, 2010

The Internet

Just a few decades ago, people were saying "Hey, I heard about this thing called the Internet!" "Now we can communicate by e-mail! No more letters!"
Now look. The internet is now more then a super highway of information. It has evolved into much more. The internet is a host to a infinite about of sub-cultures, each one adding to the grand scheme of "World Wide Web". If we needed to contact someone in Europe, we used to write letters and send them over the coarse of a few weeks. Now we can just send them a E-mail or an Instant Message.
Imagine how stupid the people who said "This 'Internet' will never be anything big" are feeling right now. Everyone uses the internet. You need to know something, you Google it. Imagine that pulses of energy connect the world together.

Monday, June 28, 2010

Ima on a... Raft.

So Friday, me and my father decided to take a short vacation. We first went down to Scranton penn. and then up to Port Jervis to go canoeing with my Uncle and other people we go canoeing with.
Scranton seamed to be getting nicer, even though though a bunch of the shops had shut down. I guess the combination of the Mall and the economic downturn killed them off. We went to a small hobby shop, which was nice, but a little small. And, of course, we went to steamtown.
For those who don't know what the hell I'm talking about. Steamtown is a Historic site that operates and maintains steam locomotives. Actually, that's the only reason we actually go to Scranton.
When we got there, we paid the $18 dollars for the both of us ($6 dollars entrance fee, $3 for the "Scranton Limited" trip, and times 2 for the two of us) and we set out upon the park. The only trips they were running was 4 "Scranton limited" trips. The Scranton Limited takes you up to the Lackawanna station and back. We tried to get the first trip, but the lady didn't elaborate on the boarding location. Little did we know that the train leaves at the roundhouse and not the platform. Don't worry, we caught the next one. It was a great way to spend 30 minutes. For dinner we went up to a restaurant "The Marvelous Mugs" which is one of the better ones in the area. Or out of it. What ever.
The next day, we went rafting down the Delaware river with my Uncle, my Fathers Friend, his son, My Uncle's Friend, His wife, their daughter, and her friend. My Uncle's Friend and his Wife would go in a canoe, while the rest of us went down the raft. We had some fun. Jumping around. Taking pictures. Me jumping into the water. Pudding pops. Ninja Stars. Getting stuck on rocks. Lunch. Fish jumping out of the water. Dead fish. Bugs. Snakes. Eagles. Nick-Naming. Me jumping off the raft and banging up my leg. Using a sock to stop the bleeding. Me jumping off a cliff with a bleeding leg twice. More blood. Sunburn. Quite honestly the best part of the summer! Now, if you don't mind. I've been away for my computer for to long and I need to start updating all the things that have built up.

For those of you who are curious. And by that I mean nobody.

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Fear of Private Clogging

Hello those-who-stumble-across-my-blag! I'm sorry for not posting a entry earlier, but that's because I've had nothing to talk about! Look! This entry is about clogging toilets!
Whenever I go to somebody's house, I try not to use the toilet. Ever since I was little I've had a real fear of clogging a toilet that was in someone's house. In my house, sure I can just go down and grab the plunger, and start pumping. In a public restroom, I can just flush and run. But in a different house, I have to go up to the owner of the house, tell them about it, have them stop what they're doing, go get the plunger, mess up their clothes trying to unclog my poo, and worse of all, we have to suffer the awkwardness afterward. I'm dead serious when I say that if I were to clog a toilet that wasn't at my house, I would cry. I'd just shutdown and cry.
That's why it takes me so long to go to the bathroom at parties, I need to stare the toilet down. Make sure it doesn't clog after I leave the room. I sometimes make note of the cut-off valves before I sit down.

Well, I'm sure you probably don't want to hear more. So I'll let you get on with your life. Bye.

Friday, June 11, 2010


So a few of the kids at my school checked out my blog. And you know what they said?

It's boring and I write to much.

So you know what? F**k them. Those little motherf**kers can't read, or don't have the damn attention span to read, what? 3 paragraphs? F**k what they say, I'm better then them anyway. Do they have a blog? No. They like to post pointless statues and talk about boy/girls and friend each other on facebook. Do they put time and effort into their posts? No. Do they re-read each status? No. Do they blog? No. So I'm better then them. If they can't bother to read THREE PARAGRAPHS, or actually have to THINK ON THE INTERNET, then F**k them. They can all suck it.

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

My Pal James

Well, I have a friend at school. His name is James. He should be reading this right.... now. HEY JAMES. WHAT DO WE HAVE FOR MATH HOMEWORK?

James will one day be a billionaire Movie writer. So one day, I'll point to him on the Television screen and say to my kids "I knew that guy in High School. I was his friend. He was the guy who gave me loads of cash so I could pay my bail. He used to give out bagels at lunch. Real nice guy too. Me, him, and other peoples would do all sorts of cool things."

Okay, enough with the dramatization. I'm not even sure we're friends. He's just some guy I talk to, but he's real nice. I've never seen him pissed off in my life. Now I hope after reading this he doesn't become mad or do something horrible like give me the cold shoulder.

Well, another reason I made this post is because I'm messing with the blog design again. So don't adjust your computer screen, everything is alright. And thank you James, for not getting made\ at this post.

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Opera Review

So yes, I decided to try out the Opera Web browser. So I thought "Why not make a review on my blog? I'm under qualified, have no life, and have only 4-5 followers with one reader! I'm a perfect for reviewing stuff!" So here you go.

At first it reminded me of Google Chrome, the one time I used it. So, while looking at the fancy-pansy new page I noticed two things. One, it has REALLY smooth scrolling. Two, there was a little hints thing at the top of Opera site telling me that I can search using the navigation bar, so I searched "Dick in a box." The Youtube video loaded (what seamed) faster on Opera, but that might have been because I'm not used to it. But something strange happened. The video, text, and links loaded and worked, but everything else came 10 seconds later. This only happened once though. Later I tried portal Flash, which loaded a bit faster, but played the same.

After that, I decided to check out and ADVERTISEMENTS ADVERTISEMENTS ADVERTISEMENTS. At least ad_block had a ready made list of things to block, but this only blocks certain ones, the rest you have to 'Add'. A nice feature though, is the little blue thing that appears in your navigation bar every time you load a page. It tells you how much of the page is loaded. There are also TONS of other cool things. But I don't like how it's set up. I like Navigation/Address, bookmarks, and tabs. Opera is Bookmarks, tabs, and navigation.

Still, it is better then Aol, and can have a decent fight against Internet Explorer (if you have a mod to block all viruses). There are WAAAAYYY to many fan-boys for Google Chrome, Safari, and Firefox that it is impossible to find a non-bias test. Even I'm not sure which is better I would recommend it to anyone. Now, I feel like I'm cheating on Firefox. I'm going to go look up youtube videos on kittens with Firefox 3.#'s . You can get it here if you want this browser.

Image (c) Opera Software. I do not own it.

Sunday, May 30, 2010

Ugh... To much to do...

Hello there people-who-read-my-blag. Today I want to give you a list I have in my head of all the crap I wish to do over the next few weeks.

1.Short Animation similar to Turbojuk's Mouse Attack.
2.Finish up my fan fic about LRR.
3.Better blog post then this
4. Add to my *book*
5. Stuff for school that we're doing instead of review.
6. Make a Solar-Jar (this one is more likely*
7. Make a video of my lip-syncing to "Still Alive" or "Never gonna give you up"
8. Burn stuff.
9. Finish My modification for Lego Rock Raiders
10. Piss of a guy at this forum by using horrible grammar and spelling
11. Consider switching blog sites
12. Walk my dawg
13. Moar Modifications of Lego Rock Raiders
14. Declare war on France (ha ha, Just Kidding...)
15. Clean my room

About #11, do you think I should switch to wordpress? Or should I stay here on blogspot? Welp. See you later when I suddenly think of something to say.

Monday, May 24, 2010

Rainbow Shotgun

Just wanted to share this. Regular post in a while.

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Libraries & Museums

First topic we will cover is Libraries & Museums. More or less, places where we store knowledge.
I always liked Libraries & Museums. They always had a mystery about them, like they were places where smart people go to drop their daily knowledge off after a hard day's learning and figuring stuff out. I never knew why people don't go to libraries more. That's where we locally store most public human knowledge. I guess it got beaten by the advent of the internet; which is better overall. But Libraries will never die, oh no no no. There's just something about holding a book in your hands, rather then hurting my eyes trying to read the incredibly bright text, that can't be replaced.
Now Museums are the best. They take the knowledge of the Library, and make it first hand, Or really First Hand*. But I always liked Museums, regardless of how they enforce their no-touch-because-you'll-damage-the-billion-dollar-rock. Though, almost anything over 150 years old bores the crap outta me. No really. We went to a museum about Revolutionary War and the toilets were all clogged after we left.
Books are amazing. I love them. My mother reads them, I read them. They can take my mind anywhere, 20,000 leagues under the sea or to a castle in England to learn Witchcraft and Wizardry. The only thing I hate is when they make a movie from a good book.
Harry Potter 3+ all sucked. They were gloomy, dark, and depressing really. I bet you the darkest moment in Harry Potter 1 is still brighter then the happiest moment in Harry Potter 3.

And Fuck you makers-of-the-Eragon-movie. I lost my faith in the movie world for 3 years after that. Fuck you. FUCK. YOU.

*Touch the glass and I'll blow your fucking head off.

Monday, May 17, 2010

Revolution (and Free Portal Link)
(Good until May 24th)

But other then Valve being Epic, I have a Xkcd comic for you to check out over there. This Comic will be what we will follow from this point on.
I want to build a relation ship with you guys. No really. NO! Really.
But before I can build a relationship, I need a better community that I can have a relationship with. And the key to that is having content people will want to read. The issue is, all the content people want to read is bull crap to me, so we need to create something better... something that will make links be posted from the Blogosphere to the deep, cluttered servers of private websites. We need people to be chatting about us (in a good way) on 4chan. We want Links in the description on Youtube, profiles mentioning us, we want groupies, facekbookers, tweeters, myspacers, bloggers, cartoonists, black, white, Asian, from Americans to Canadians, Europeans to Indians EVERYONE. We want the gamers to say "Hey man, check this epic blog" while recording their walkthroughs. We want the tangled jungles of the forums to have topics about us! We can, nay... WILL be the better blog of tomorrow. Today!
Today yes Today! This is the beginning, of a revolution. Today is the day, where we being the fight to make asuperepicblog the best damn blog on the internet. We were once a blog with me talking about a power-outage in my neighborhood, but we will become a blog that thousands, millions, even BILLIONS of people will look at. The entire internet will be reading the words that flow from my keyboard. There is only one problem... What to write about?
Everyone has different tastes, but what is one thing that everyone will like to read? This, my loyal followers, is the only thing in our way. So post a comment, and change the blogs of tomorrow.

Saturday, May 8, 2010

Got a Radio

Yep, went to a church sale and got a pretty good radio. I'm listening to it right now. But that's not what I'm talking about today. What I'm talking about is a Vacuum.

My mother has a Vacuum for... a really long time. She'll let me take it apart when it breaks, so I will have access to a fan motor. Which gave me a idea for a marble lancher. But marbles can hurt people... people who can sue me. So I got a better ammo... Paper Clips!

Paper Clips are very cheap, lightweight and easy to instal! And who ever died from a paperclip! Nobody! So I made this cheap picture of what I want to build...

It seams easy enough, I mean... All I need is some plastic, 2 springs, a wheel, a motor, a power source, a rubber band, a button and some paperclips. The springs in the clip would push the paperclips up to the spinning wheel, where they would be flung of into the target. I can imagine all the people who work in a office wanting one of these... All I need is a motor that isn't small. Hopefully the Vacuum motor will be fairly powerful, and not too big. I might need some counterweights if it's heavy....

Also, New Setup, Hope you guys like it.

Friday, May 7, 2010

Mother's day

Anyway, nothing much, just that I looked at the calendar and HOLY CRAP MOTHER'S DAY IN SUNDAY CRAP CRAP CRAP.

So yea, happy mother's day mother!

And here is a crazy chick who writes erotica ---->>>

Monday, May 3, 2010

Yo Followers... Imma let ya finish...

Hey guys and non guys.

Remember that VMA Kayne West interrupted Taylor Swift? How the hell did that not erupt into a internet Meme? In every forum/chatbox/comments there should be a swarm of Kayne-style interruptions? Ether I've been missing out or the internet is not as cool as it used to be.
You also don't need to worry about Fallout 3/BioShock/ other games news. I don't want a gamer blog, so the most you'll get out of me is a "Hey I finished game X and it was blah blah blah"

And to end this lacking blog... Here's a joke.

A Elephant, a Grinch, and antagonist walk into a bar.
They're all Jim Carrey.


Thursday, April 29, 2010

Waters Of Life

I have finished Fallout 3. And it was awesome.

I may have doubted the game at first, but then I escaped the Vault and... pure epicness....

So now I must do the obvious...

Switch the difficulty to easy and goof off in post-apocalyptic Washington DC!

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

This is what happens when you play too much Fallout 3 and have access to

Mushroom Cloud

Mushroom clouds are actually stereotyped with Nuclear Explosions, when really any large explosion can cause the vacuum required for a mushroom cloud to occur.

Friday, April 23, 2010

The Universe Hates Me

Yesterday, we had went outside for my last class. All we did was play cricket (the American school version!) which was nothing special. During this time I, and another student in my class, had noticed that the sky was moving from a nice cloudy day to a dark and forbidding one. By the time we had gotten inside two people had felt raindrops and the sun was gone. As assumed, we got a April storm from the south.
The temperature dropped 20 degrees, and on my way out the rain was pouring. I knew my father would be able to pick me up, so I had nothing to worry about, but my friend had to walk home. He refused a ride from my other friend, so he was going to take the bus.
I actually like being inside during the rain. But as soon as we got home... the rain stopped.

So fuck you universe. (JK.... maybe...)

Sunday, April 18, 2010


I have a problem.
It's been going on for a while now, it's tearing my life apart. I've dropped school work, homework, chores. I haven't showered in days. My life has been devoted to this one thing, and it's draining my cash. I try to do some homework, but it calls to me. I say "Okay, ten minutes, then back to work." But I look at the clock and a hour has passed. All I can think about is my next game.

Yes people. I... am a Fallout 3 addict.*

*Like seriously I have Ol' Painless and Lincoln's Repeater along with my Railway Rifle and I'm kicking Raider ass. Now all I need is something that can protect me more and I'll be killin' Murlocks and taking names. Hey! Want me to go get my laptop so I can show you my bobble head collection?

Comment and rate please.

Monday, April 12, 2010

50 EPIC entries

We have hit 50 Entries, to celebrate this, I trolled the internet, wrote a fan fic, and ate a Ice Cream sandvich. Then I messed around in Paint.Net to make a sexy new picture as you can see on the top. I say I did a good job.

Welp, see you at the 51st entry, and the hundreds more!

Saturday, April 10, 2010

Fallouch 3

I might be getting Fallout 3 and a Four by Four Rubik's cube. I hear both are awesome, and a little challenging. I feel like I'm just getting some random crap I'll never use again though, ah well, I'll power through.
Spring has finally sprung, I should really take a picture of the tree in my backyard. I'll do it during some April showers. The pear tree is really pretty though, all covered in white flowers and smelling of pollon. hhhmmmm...
Well, my mother just walked into the room, and told me it smells, and needs to be cleaned, be back later.

Sunday, April 4, 2010


How's your Easter Sunday going? I'm doing good. Got some jelly beans and 4 chocolate eggs. Once the sugar rush subsides I should be able to think straight.
But we must remember why we celebrate this day. Today is the day Zombie Jesus rose from the dead to kill the Easter bunny's army of PEEPS.

Happy Zombie Jesus day!

J.K., I went to sunday school you know.

Saturday, April 3, 2010

I'm Home

Hello? Anyone? Please?

It feels good to not pay 55 cents per minute for a crappy connection. *inhales deeply* I can now play Half Life 2, and Portal! Ahhhhh...
Now let's see what I missed during my vacation.

April fools jokes. Like the Xkcd one
Youtube changing it's theme. (the bastards)
Shit happened
People hated on Obama's Health care plan
People hated on the Obama care haters
Tollers Trolled
I got 5 emails
I think some teen got knocked up of some dramatastic show
Currytastic is pending acceptance as a word
I'm thinking about leaving a forum to write a book

Well, I'm all out of ideas. Blog ya later.

Monday, March 29, 2010


No really! I’m on a cruise!

Hell yea! Seven days on the sea, all the food in the world, and best of all… the freedom to sleep as late as I want!
I’m here with my mother, grandmother, and aunt. We haven’t done much yet, so nothing to much to talk about. But I did see the sun rise! Sorta… well… there was a little fog in the distance and… but I know it came up! Seeing the sun rise is one of the many things I want to do before I die. (I can’t at home, because of the trees and buildings… and smog…)
I’d tell you what ship I’m on, and where I’m going to be, but I don’t want any pedophile-rapist-perverted-stalkers to come and make me whack ‘em with… I don’t know… a life jacket?
This is not my first cruise ether. I’ve been on… let’s see… ten or nine. This being the tenth (or ninth). The ships being (in no particular order)

Norwegian Sea
Norwegian Pearl
Norwegian Sprit
Norwegian Dawn
Norwegian Gem
Norwegian Crown

Yes, I have been on one ship more then once. My first being in 2002. (fricken awesome parents) was on the sea, where we went to Canada. My mother kept saying she saw a whale… I’m still not sure….
The thing about this curse is…
A) Cheapness. Crap prizes, video games up 50 cents since last time, removal of the zombie game… And no free booze when you get on the ship. ( I don’t drink, but my mother pointed that out) along with no candies on your pillow… ARRRGGGG
B) Filled to the brim with teenagers. I can’t socialize like that… *shudder*
C) Filled to the brim with flirtatious old people *vomit*
D) Raining today.
You can always tell who are the newbs to Norwegian Cursing. They’re the ones who aren’t relaxing. Or the ones who are too relaxed. And they’re always the ones bitchin’ about the motions of the ship. And yes, you do get used to it.
Anyway, internet is $0.55 cents per minute. See you guyz after I persuade my mother to get the 250 minute package. BYEZORZ.

Thursday, March 25, 2010

This girl needs a hug
Give her your love, she needs a big hug. and followers. She doesn't care that you ether follow her blog or just stalk her JUST FOLLOW HER.

Tuesday, March 23, 2010


Do you know what's in the Box?

I have been obsessed with this since I saw in a thread for the mysterious portal updates. I love this Sci-fi stuff. (for whatever reason, I only like Sci-fi that's no father away from Earth then the moon.)
I REALLY love media that tell the end of the world as we know it, like Half Life 2, 1984, and... give me a few weeks I'm new at this.
It is HEAVILY influenced by Half Life and Lost. (not to be confused with viral marketing by valve, stop looking for Epileptic Trees)
I just noticed I keep spelling break 'brake', I need to put the breaks on this one, I must brake this habit.
To sum it all up, life's good, god's great, and the world hasn't ended... yet. Big surprise next Thursday.

Sunday, March 21, 2010

Hey Mom! Watch me solve this Rubik's Cube!

Wow, the camera does add ten pounds. Anyway... This is just a thing I wish to show you peoples of the interwebs. Awesome right? No...? Well go fu *censored*.

This is also a HTML test. So yea. *backup link*

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Last train to awesome town

Great Summer-like whether here. Makes me regret not going out... ah well, tomorrow's another day. I'll take my dog for his walk, might take him out longer then usually. Whenever I walk somewhere, I like to think about stuff I could work on. Right now, I'm considering writing something about people in a 1940 industrialist America, where the corporations are the government, and the only means of escape is hijacking a prison/ammunition train to the republic of Canada. Meh, might never get to it.
The good news is that during this season I get back into trains. I'll spend less time on the computer and more time in a basement, cleaning up my layout. This increases the chances that I'll make a Model Train video. I don't know, let's see what happens k'?
I know this is a short entry, but I just wanted to get it done while I'm browsing the interwebs. My keyboard is dirty, and if you don't mind, I have to catch a train.

Saturday, March 13, 2010

U Leik?

Return of the old theme! New Header! Sexier font!What do you think? (leave a comment below)

Anyways. Nothing much has happened over the past week. Except for the massive amount of homework I got over the Weekend.... And that I'm starting to get into the music that plays in BioShock 2.

Well, it's raining now, I think I'm going to listen to the rain and browse the Internets. BBL.

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Oh Shi-, I broke the jar....

Never put a marble and spin it around really really fast in a glass jar, or you'll get glass all over your keyboard. But there's a chance you'll get a crack that looks like a mouth screaming.
I just thought this was funny, so I vacuumed up the glass, got out a dry erase marker, and did what my innor sense of humor would do. Then I put my glasses on it and will use that for most of my 'Post your picture online' things. You know, like a avatar or something.
It kinda looks like me. Though in the rush of the moment the picture came out sloppy; I wanted to get the jar out in the garbage before I get in trouble for keeping broken glass in my room...again... How was I supposed to know that the snow globe wasn't plastic?

Saturday, March 6, 2010

I play BioShock to much.

I was reading this comic and I had the urge to press 'F' to see if they had any amo on them.

Yes, I'm effed up.

Monday, March 1, 2010


I find no need to dish out 500 bucks for a system I'll never use. I happen to like playing on the computer, with a MOUSE. (I know! How shocking!)
And I can mod games for the Computer! I'm not shackled by what I need! And PC's are upgradable! Hell If I want a newer game I just need to make a few quick purchases, add some extra goodies, and run the game. While with a consol game, YOU HAVE TO BUY A WHOLE NEW SYSTEM!!!
And I'm not limited to media! I can program, write, and watch/edit/youtubepoop videos! And I can even make my own games if I wanted too! THERE ARE SO MANY POSSIBILITIES!!!! I HAVE A ACTUAL KEY BOARD! NOT SOME SCREEN BULL.
Listen, I just want all gaming conversations not to go like this:
Me: Hey I got BioShock 2
Guy1: For the PS3 or for the 360?
Me: I got it for the PC
Guy1: Oh wow. I assume you're also stupid enough to actually pay for it right?
Me: Well....
Guy1: Oh wow.

Sunday, February 21, 2010

I got the good ending.

Yep, I finished BioShock 2. Really a great game. Though it had the same awkwardness that BioShock 1 had. They kinda just throw you into the story... And I like it like that...
You see, in Half Life 2, you have to go around learning plot developments and working your way around the world, figuring out your situation. Stuff like that. But in BioShock, in less then ten minutes you have a pipe wrench and zapping splicers. BioShock 2 only about five minutes and you get your first kill of the game. I really don't enjoy slow start-ups like that. I'm a instant gratification type of guy.
I've only tried the Multilayer once, and I got my ass kicked. Over and over. Had lag spikes and lost my connection. But I killed one person!
Also, a little spoiler here for ya, Touch the 'Unstable Teleportation Plasmid' every time you see it. It'll be worth it. ;)

Friday, February 19, 2010


Yes, I'm going to post these things weekly... this counts as this week.

Thursday, February 18, 2010


But I lost 3-5 hours of playing it because you need a Windows Live Account to save the game and BioShock 2 had to update... for some reason... I noticed no difference...
Awesome game though, I really want to play more of it. The story feels kinda awkward, considering that in the original BioShock you played as somebody who just fell upon Rapture and who's only guide was a Irish man trying to save his family and communicating with you by radio. Now you're a Big Daddy who had always lived in Rapture and is now guided by a con-man trying to sell technology to the surface.
The same moral values are there, Tennenbalm want you to save the little girls while the other guy wants you to harvest them in order to provide you with enough Adam to get by in Rapture. You still have to kill the Big Daddys and you're enemy is still a right-wing extremist who uses people hyped up on steriodes to kill you at any cost to the city. And Rapture still needs a better maintenance crew.

You know... I just realized how effed up this game really is... ah well... I've heard of worse.

Also, I dont know why, but I always felt like Rapture would be a cool place to visit... you know... before it went to hell.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

How I'll save the world

The Diagram on the right shows my plan to stop Global Warming. All we need is time, money, algae, and a army of High Altitude Planes.

The planes would be modified to support Vacuum Chambers, and be able to fly up to a altitude of atleast 55,700feet (17 km). Once reaching that altitude, they will open a hatch on the bottom of the aircraft, which will suck all the Gases into the chamber. We would only take out enough to delay global warming, to give us time to find ways to adapt to a wetter, colder environment.

The Plane will then land, and will empty it's load into a truck. The gases will then be shipped to a processing plant, where they will be separated, turned into fuel, or cleaned and deposed of properly.
There are some problems I'll admit, but considering I made this up in the shower, I'm pretty proud. One of the problems is that we'll create more gases then we'll clear, but this can be solved if we create a electronic jet. Another one is getting enough money to preform this operation. But hey, the stimulus package was in the Billions! What's a few billion more?

I'm sorry if somebody already thought of this (I'm sure somebody did, if so, tell me so I can give my part to help his/her idea) or If I got something wrong, like the altitude of the gases. But you should see the basic idea.

So comment, rate, and tell people about my blog!

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Told you I wanted BioShock 2

It's going to be here in 6-5 buissness days!!! YAY! I HAVE A BRAKE FROM SCHOOL THAT WEEK. :D x10^∞

Also, blizzard warning, so I had no school today. I spent most of the day on the computer, and in the kitchen. I went out twice to shovel snow, both my house and my grandmother's. And the snow was perfect for snowballs. Tomorrow morning I'll go out again and shovel some more, before I leave for school (if there's school >:) ) and will spend the rest of my free time on the computer, and updating mah blog for the one person who actually reads it (I see you there, looking at your computer screen...)

Anyway... I have nothing else to say here... so... go ahead and spam random links in the comments.

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Me-Getting-BioShock 2-update

Eff it, I'm spending my money on it

Sunday, February 7, 2010

BioShock 2


Sadly, I won't be able to get it until my Birthday, July 13, because of my lack of ready cash at the moment; due to the fact I'm saving it for new computer parts. And I feel as if I can save some cash if I wait a while they'll knock off a few bucks. (I can wait. Walkthroughs satisfy my hunger)
In the mean time, I'll talk about operating systems.

We all know, Mac OS sucks. It's all up there thinking it's better then Windows. When really, it's more stubborn then Windows. You can do whatever the hell you want to Windows and you'll be fine. But Mac's are more bark then bite. And don't get me started on their computers...

Windows, I like. I have never used another OS in my life. And Windows has never crapped out on me as long as I never crapped out on it. Besides that, almost anything can run on it. Windows is the most used, most supported, and most liked system of all time.

Linux is the tricky one. It is most feared by Windows users and vice versa. It's the mystery of which I can't explain. But some versions of it are free so who gives a damn?

Final Verdict :
Windows= Most useable
Linux= Free, but complicated

One day, I hope to get to know all these OS... And in the end... I'll still like Windows...

Unless Bill Gates does a Tiger Woods on us....

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Jack Freeman

Over the course of the last month I've obtained both the Orange Box and BioShock. You could say that these are my first 'real' games. Before these two epic games, the only 'real' games I've played were simulators (Like MSTS and RTS's) and those free games that come with windows (Pinball ftw).
Half Life 2 (all of them) is probably the better of the 6. Runner up is BioShock and third is Portal. Then bringing up the rear is Team Fortress 2. But I really shouldn't be talking, should I?

Also, I've found these episodes of this old kids show called 'The Trap Door'. It's really entertaining, but in a dog-rubbing-his-back-on-the-carpet type of way....

Sunday, January 3, 2010


woo hoo! It's 2010! And we all have to change our calendars to compensate for the change in the year! Only one more day until we all return to work and school with slight memory loss of New Years Eve! I have to finish my projects! I hope I don't have to go to summer school! That would suck more then a vacuum!

Later, I'll probably make a post about spring. No... The game one.