Thursday, December 31, 2009

Meh

It's almost new years, And I'm doing my homework while staying up late to 12:00. All I can think about is school school school! I don't want to go back to school! I like the freedom of going online by daylight, I like not having to glance at the clock every five seconds to see if I'm any closer to the end of my day. I like playing games on the internet at 12:00pm! I like walking my dog and shoveling snow and staying up late!
But I know that as soon as I turn 17, I'm going to have to get a job, and work indoors, and do paperwork, and never see sunlight; my only replacement is the buzzing florescent casting a white light onto my desk workspace while I utter the words "Good day" to every last person I talk to making my childhood a squandered gift...

*sigh*, I want to retire...

Monday, December 21, 2009

I'm dreaming... of a white... Back yard?

video

It snowed, despite my predictions that it would be a light snowing, it made it up to a foot in some places. My life became hell when I struggled to get to CVS, where I got some milk and thawed out before making the trek back.
This is a video of my dog struggling to traverse the icy land scape of my backyard. I forced him to make some "Yellow Icy" to prevent him from going on my carpet. Towards the end you can see him wizzing a little bit, only seconds away from making number two (Thank god I shut off the camera right?). Feel free to mock him all you want, he knows you're just haters. I even think he's funny.
Who cares nobody can get out of their driveways, I love snow when it's fresh. I threw some snowballs at a tree out front and dug out a path way. I got 10 bucks for the job and 5 for shoveling one of my relative's walk ways. Snow blowers are for pansies. I even jumped into the snow from the third step on my front porch... then changed my pants.
By the second day of the snow, the plows have already salted up the snow, turning it into a slush that clings to my boots. The adrenaline rush is gone, and It just becomes dirty snow instead of a winter wonder land; every time this happens, I feel like I missed out.
Where I live, we only get snow once in a while... and I should have took more of a advantage of this one.
Only two more days of School left until I'm off for... a while... Never really bothered to count... It keeps the guilt of projects away.

This was more or less a test of the Blogger up-loader. All other videos will probably be uploaded via my Youtube account. I just need to figure out which one. And so far this is taking a long time.

Edit: You can hear my breathing because it's right up in my face. The mic was about 2 inches away from my mouth.

Friday, December 18, 2009

Free Money

Oh good, I have your attention. Now you see this blog is sorta dead... well... it's more or less on the blog equivalent of life support. A.K.A. we need more views, comments, and general spam.

But I'm not going to be one of those people who just says "Tell as many people you know about this blog" (but you can still do that if you want) I want Ideas on how to spam this blog... I mean... Advertise this blog, without me paying for said advertising.

So... people who just happen to stumble across this blog... We need to be heard... Bring up this blog in conversation, feel free to mention me in other blogs, when you pwn newbs on Xbox tell them "Hey this blog is so Epic, you should check it out" And just tell people.

Besides, I'm bored and want people to look at my blog and comment 'Hey, you're so EPIC!" or "lawlz" or "This is total shi-"

And If I forget, Happy Christmas and Merry Chanukah.

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Mind Stuck

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Friday, December 11, 2009

Newbz

We got our new couch on Tuesday. It's very big. Srsly. It's twice the size of our old one... And I also found my watch under my bed. The batteries still worked so no need to change them... yar... Wow, my life is boring.....

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Watch It

I've lost my watch.

I haven't used it since a cruse I took last summer. But now I usually sit in a blind spot from the clock in my classes and I think the teachers are noticing I look at the clock every thirty seconds.

So I've begun looking for a watch my father gave me (or gave up to me, because the batteries were dead) once a long time ago. I was able to change the battery and quite a few other watch batteries too when I had to go on a cruise and my mother said that I had to0 be in the cabin by 10:00 or... well she said I better not be late.

Besides, I like having a watch, If I need to know what time it is when I'm walking to school and I don't want to lose my cell phone a watch is really handy.

So, until I find my good watch, I'm using a novelty steam-town watch. Oh joy.

Friday, November 27, 2009

Bye Bye Couch!

After fifteen years of use, my parents got rid off the old couch in our living room. The Old red couch that had been in my life for as long as I remember, is now sitting on the curb, in pieces, soking wet, waiting to be crushed by the garbage truck in the morning. It's sad to see my old friend die this way, but all good things come to a end, and so must my couch.
I would remember that my parents always said I 'hid' the remote from them in the couch. And I had to go on a search mission to find the remote in the maze of suffing and springs.
The reason for my couch's demise is because over the past few years it has fallen apart. The center of the couch is a sink hole where you can't get up, the right recliner has been bent into disrepair, and over all; it sinks from years of dog stench and teen B.O.
But I loved that couch, It was the couch I laid on while I was sick, it was the couch where I would play my ps1 once in a while. I took naps on that couch, I ate on that couch, I lived on that couch.

But now, the couch is gone... and a new one is coming next week. And all I have left are the memorys and a small sample of the old couch.


Good bye, my old friend.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

I'm zombiefing a dead topic.

Remember the old argument? Pirates vs Ninjas? I have taken it a step further and discovered the ultimate life form....

Ninja Zombies

Ninja stealth and awesome kung-fu plus Zombies not being able to die and the ability to eat brains makes a perfect and deadly combination that cannot be defeated (so they say).

Now where do pirates come into this?
Here is where.

Lazar eyed Pirates.

Pirates who can shoot Lazars from their eyes. The Lazars can even melt diamond and set fire to a chunk of charcoal from 2 miles away. And they can adjust the Lazar strength. From 'pet toy' to
'Death Star'

Now, who would win a fight?
Lazar eyed Pirates, or Ninja zombies?


You decide.

Please note: Ninja Zombies have actually been around before I put them to this practicality of fighting ageist Lazar eyed pirates. Google is awesome right?

Sunday, November 15, 2009

It was Teabing

I just finished reading the Da Vince code. It was awesome. You should all read it if you don't get the title of this post. Of course now you will see that it's a spoiler.

You should be warned now that the following post is full of spoilers.

I was shocked when Dumbledore died at the end of Harry Potter 6 (the book). Who would have thought that Snape killed him? It was more shocking when we find that Dumbledore called a hit on himself, that he planned for Snape to kill him. Imagine of Draco did it, how awkward would that be? The greatest wizard off all time taken down by a 16 year old.

I nearly crapped myself when Obie-Wan chopped of Anikan's arms. Who saw that coming? I always thought they would send Anikan to some anger management class and they would live happily even after. (Of course the breaking point was the murder of all the Jedi and the younglings)

When wall-e was broken I almost cried.

The most epic ending to a movie was when Brody shoots the sucuba tank and causes the shark to be blown to into meat chunks (may I point out that the blood will most likely attract more sharks). If you say "Smile you son of a Bi-" to anyone in America, they will know the reference.

So I ask you, person who stumbled upon my blog, what is your favorite ending to a movie?

Saturday, November 14, 2009

OMG A MOUSE ON MY DESK!!!!

I was going to buy a mouse today, I had got some money and had just enough to get a fair one. But my father said he had some old ones in the basement. So when I'm done with this I'm going to click the "Publish Post" button with a white logitech light sensor mouse.

Everybody who has a laptop uses a touch-pad. Even at home, on their desk, with a laptop that hasn't moved in the last 5 months, touch touch touch.

Personally, I like the mouse better. For the sole reason that it's better. I can play games better, draw better, write better, and most (mice?) have that thing where you can click the scroll and do the quick scroll thing.

What ever happened to the huge home computers with the mice and the loud fans and the blinking lights. What ever happened to screens that were bigger them my head in both mass and volume?

I guess they were naturally selected out. Everything is small now a days. It's good for MP3's I remember when I had to use a CD player. CD players where the height of public technology. And it was only 8 years ago when Steve Jobs put a lower case 'i'in front of 'pod' sold it as a MP3 player for you. Only years ago did things started get drastically small.

We wanted our own computers, we got them. We wanted more space on the computers, we got it. We wanted our computers to be portable, we got it. We wanted the computers to be lighter, we got it. We wanted our computers to go everywhere, we got it.

Face it world, what we want, we will get.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Holy Crap It's Christmas in CVS!

You might only get this if you live in America.

Two Sundays ago I when to CVS to help my mother with carrying her bags and groceries. Only yesterday I has been able to purchase Halloween costumes and fake blood and candy of all sorts. But on that day in it's place were giant Santa's and tiny Christmas trees, and the candy from yesterday was 50% off. (I got a whole mouthful of gum for 28 cents). The next week was worse...

I returned the next week once again to help my mother, and any trace of 8 days ago was completely lost. Not a hint that the week before had half off candy and some left-over masks. The candy was now shaped like X-mas trees and jingle bells and all sort of cute things.

What ever happened to the holiday between Christmas and Halloween? Thanksgiving got stiffed this year, overshadowed by it's more famous counterparts. And it's always being left out of the fun. To us it's just a day when we watch football and stuff ourselves silly. I wonder what
Lincoln would do if he found out what his holiday turned into. (Thanksgiving was made into a holiday in America after Gettysburg... I think... but Lincoln did turn it into a national holiday.)

We all take Thanksgiving for granted. So give thanks that you have a holiday to remind you of what you have, not what you don't.

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Nothing

Sorry, got nothin to talk about, maybe later.

Wat

All voices are equal, but some are heard louder then others. We are all just pizzas in a oven, if one slice is missing we can't be whole. Just because you don't like anchovies, dosn't mean you have to spoil them for everyone else.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Okay I was wrong.

Google, or a number that has 100 zeros, is spelled googol. Sorry about that. But Firefox says googol is spelled wrong. So I still hate how it does that.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Oh golly gosh...

I think I'm the only guy in the world who goes to sleep around 11pm, and wakes up at 5am.

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Lonely

Idk why, but I think I'm the only person here who likes Lego Rock Raiders... It's kinda sad really.

And if you don't know what Lego Rock Raiders are, that's why firefox comes with that Google search bar in the top right corner.

Speaking of google, Fire Fox underlines google when I type it with out the uppercase. Google, believe it or not, is a real word. Not just a search engine. Google is a 1 with 100 zeros If my memory serves right. That would be 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000
So I can say google in a sentence, because I'm saying the word not the name. So, take that Firefox!!!

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Our life is a lie.

We came from nature, and we will one day return to it, and we will be welcomed back as coworkers welcome back a employee. Because we belong there. And we need to be there.

DISNEY KILLED MICHAEL JACKSON

Here's my theory on how MJ died...

You see, Disney didn't have enough money to buy marvel, so they bribed the doctor to kill MJ. They knew that if he died more people would see the thriller attraction in Disney Land. With the extra cash flow, they were able to buy marvel and came one step closer to world domination.

Or... I could just hate Disney...

Thursday, October 1, 2009

FIRE IN THE WHOLE!!!

a while back a had rode the bus, like any other day.
My stop was coming up, so I was standing in the front of the bus waiting for it to stop so I can get off. My eyes wandered around looking from sign to sign, when they fell upon the dashboard of the bus. I noticed a big round button, under a protection case, and it said "FIRE".
My mind then went to the obvious, but then I thought what if it wasn't the obvious... and I came up with this:

It was a normal day for the y13 bus, it was riding down main street, only half full, and was on perfect time. The sky was blue, the sun high in the morning sky, the bus humming down the street when disaster struck. Rush hour traffic! The traffic was so slow, it would have taken hours to get through it. The bus driver didn't even break a sweet about going to be late. He calmly lifted up the protection case, and pressed the "FIRE" button.
Suddenly, to missals shot out of the head lights and blew up the five cars in front of of the bus! the people were thrown unhurt onto the sidewalk by the explosion. The bus repeated this until the route was complete. Then space monkeys started attacking!

I got about that far before I saw a "press in case of fire" sticker under the button. The thought was runined, and It was proven that it was no more then a safety function. And then I got off of the bus at my stop. But for five seconds, I had the funnest idea in months.

And... as far as we know... the sticker could just be a cover up.

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

zpam

zpam is better then spam. Don't you agree?

Monday, September 28, 2009

Spam.

I don't know. I'm just sitting here at my computer doing nothing but typing and putting off a essay to do. I really should clean my computer, then do a math project, and write a script for a five minute movie.
Speeking of movies, I really hate how people, to get around youtube's ten minute limit thing, they slice and dice the movie up into many different parts and flood my subscription box with useless crap that I most likely won't wacth. So when I make a movie, I've decided to keep in mind that my movie should be under 7 minutes, which is the point where It just gets boring.
In most cases people think ten minute videos with long and boring talk scences are "professional" and usally put alot of effort into them. I my opinion, the crap they made before was more interestion then what they make now.
Another thing I hate is when people have sound problems on youtube. They usally aren't medical condisions, but really crappy sound work. EX. Most videos have music that is louder then the persion's voice. Or the persion speeks like he has gum in his mouth due to orthidontal wear. Or just has a crappy microphone so they sound like a robot that has been short cirticed.

Anyways, if you make videos on youtube, please... try to avoid the problems I discussed in this blog. pleases... save us all....

Sunday, September 27, 2009

Effing power outages.

A transformer caught fire about two blocks from my house. Because of that, the power has been shut down and then turned on again like every half hour. whats worse is that people out side the two block radius have power!!! I don't know if this is Carma or what but it really sucks.
Anyways... there all on cherry pickers now and are poking around up there doing god knows what.
and people are playing hockey to past the time.

The while top was blown off and the transformer was leaking something that would probably give me cancer and really freaking my dog out. Also, the whole neighborhood smells like burnt plastic.

So now I wait until another power shut down and I have no TV.

I NOW HAVE A BLOG!!!

I AM SOOOOOOOOOOO COOL.